BREAKING NEWS!!!! The UK government is using chemical weapons against its own population. Along with its ally the US, military planes have been bombarding an unsuspecting populous with chemical trails that consist of Aluminium oxide, Barium and Strontium. In a shocking new twist, the fall out from these trails has also been found to contain Nano fibres which have been linked to the disfiguring and agonising Morgellons disease. A meeting of the UN Security Council is now likely and an air strike on Britain, followed by a swift regime change, is to be expected.